Help me, Satan!
The lord has his grip upon me!
I have fornicated with loose women
I have drunk myself into a state of inebriation
I have acted criminally upon my fellow man
And I am glad!
Satan, can I get an amen?!
Amen!
Do not listen to anyone

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