The Pirates Who Pirate Anything One More Minute Lyrics

Well I heard that you're leaving
Gonna leave me far behind
'Cause you found some brand new guy friend
You decided that I'm not your kind
So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex
And I broke all the ice trays in two
And I burned down the center where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you
That's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you.

I guess I might seem kinda bitter
You got me feeling down on my luck
And I don't really wish any harm will come to you
I just wish that you'd get kissed by a truck
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again.

Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, Darlin...
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all of the bathrooms in Mexican Gas Stations with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you.