Weird Al Yankovich Baby Got Jack Lyrics

hey yolanda, check that home girls b___ out
uhm girl, its so flat
you tell it like it is aiesha
she looks like one of them, lawyers girlfriends
i mean her b___, its just so small
were talking slim pickings girl
what up aiesha, where is it, i dont even see it
LOOK... girl, she's just so...WHITE

i like small b___s and i can not lie,
u honkies can't deny,
when a girl walks in wit an itty bitty waist,
and a big thing in your face i get sick,
c
i beat that booty with a stick,

Even the jeans shes wearin,
her pants are almost tearin,
no baby i want a flat booty,
thats tooty fruity.

the honkies tried to warn me ,
but that b___s just oo so corny,
oo chicken smooth skin,
you say you wanna get my olds,
so peck me,peck me
cause i aint that average chikity.

Hell with romancin ill take her wallet dancin,
rich b____ ill dig for her money ditch,
so tired of ebony,
black b___s are not my theme,
If you ask me what my flava is,
ill tell ya its vanilla ice cream,

so honkys honkys, ya
does your girlfriend have a dariare,
HELL YA
well shrink it, shrink it,
so i can get right down and d___ it,

baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a real small booty,

baby got jack,
white honky a real small booty,
white honky a eal small booty,

i like em flat and small,
and when im in the mall,
i just can't help myself ,
im doin the dog hound call,
woof woof woof woof,

Don't like a sista who farts while playin twista,
i wish those beans did miss her,
even uncle ben would fist her,
i like my booties real slender, and tender,

and if i see a big booty ill put it in the blender,
don't want a rear fender,
i get it into my honda,
what the hell is an anaconda,
all i know is i like jane fondas,
better then your londas,

baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty,
baby got jack,
white honkys a real small booty,
white honkys a real small booty.

yah baby,
when it comes to females,
cosmo knows everything!!

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