Ladies and Gentlemen of the G. E. D. class of 1999,
i have one piece of advice for you,
No matter what a stripper tells you,
There Is No s__ In The Champagne Room! NONE!
Oh, theres champagne in the champagne room
But, you don't want champagne, you want s__.
And theres no s__, in the champagne room.

Dont go to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, It feels safe inside,
But what about all those n____s waiting outside with guns,
They know you ain't got one.

If a woman tells you shes 20, and looks 16, shes 12.
If she tells you shes 26, and looks 26, Shes d___ Near 40.

Take off that silly a__ hat.

The ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that s___

Young black men:
If you go to a movie theater, and someone steps on your foot,
Let it slide.
Why spend the next 20 years in jail 'cause
Someone smudged Your Puma.

Cornbread-Ain't nothin wrong with that!

No matter what you think of what I'm sayin,
remember this one thing:
There Is No s__ In The Champagne Room!

(Gerald Levert)
No s__ In The Champagne Room,
No s__ In The Champagne Room!
No s__ In The Champagne Room,
No s__ In The Champagne Room!
Absolutly, positively no s__ in the champagne room

If a homeless person has a funny sign,
He hasnt been homeless that long.
A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.

If a girl has a pierced tongue,
She'll probably suck your d___
(That'd Be great, Yeaaaah!)
If a guy has a pierced tongue,
He'll probably suck your d___
(Dont want that No)

Heres a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-You're Gonna Die.
Capricorn-You're Gonna Die.
Gemini-You're Gonna Die TWICE!
Leo-You're Gonna Die.
Scorpio-You're Gonna Die f___in.

No one goes to Hooters for wings.

If you've been dating a man for 4 months,
And you haven't met any of his friends yet,
You are not his girlfriend!

Some of the things I said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says,
There Is No s__ In The Champagne Room! NONE!

(Gerald Levert)
No s__ In The Champagne Room,
No s__ In The Champagne Room!
Cant get none, Nooooo!
Cant have none, Nooooo!
No s__ In The Champagne Room,
No s__ In The Champagne Room!

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