Weird Al Yankovic The Jedi Song Lyrics

A long, long time ago,In a galaxy far away,Naboo was
under an attack.And I thought me and Qui-Gon
Jinn,Could talk the Federation into maybe cutting
them a little slack.But their response, it
didn't thrill us,They locked the doors and tried to
kill us.But we escaped from that gas,And met Jar Jar
and Boss Nass.We took a Bongo from the scene,And we went to Theed to see the Queen.We all wound up on
Tatoonine,That's where we found this boy.Chourus: Oh my, myThis here Anakin guy.May be
Vader,Some day later,Now he's just a small
fry.He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,Soon I'm
gonna be a Jedi!'Did you know this junkyard
slaveisn't even old enough to shave,but he can
use the force, they say.Oh, did you see him hittin on the
Queen?Though he's just nine and she's
fourteen.Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some
day.Well, I know he built C-3PO,And I heard
how fast his pod can go.And we were broke, it's
true,So we made a wager or two.Well, he was a
pre-p___scent flyin' ace.And the minute Jabba started
off that race,I knew who'd win first place,Oh
yeah, it was our boy!We started singing:Oh my,
myThis here Anakin guy.May be Vader,Some day
later,Now he's just a small fry.He left his
home and kissed his mommy goodbye,Saying 'soon
I'm gonna be a Jedi,Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi!'Well, we finally got to Coruscant,The Jedi council, we knew would wantTo see how good the
boy could be.So we took him there and told a tale,How his midi-chlorions were off the scale,and he might
fullfill that prophecy.Oh, the council was
impressed, of course,Could he bring balance to the
force?They interviewed the kid,Oh, training they
forbid!Because, Yoda sensed in him much fearAnd Qui-Gon said, now listen here!Just stick in your
pointy ear,I still, will train the boy!He was
singing:Oh my, myThis here Anakin guy.May be
Vader,Some day later,Now he's just a small
fry.He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye,Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi,Soon I'm
gonna be a Jedi!'We caught a ride back to
Naboo,Coz Queen Amidala wanted too,I frankly
would've liked to stay.We all fought in that epic
war,And it wasn't long at all before,Little
hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day.And in the
end some Gungans died.Some ships blew upAnd some
pilots fried.A lot of folks were croakin',The
battle droids were broken!And the Jedi I admire
most,Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toastI'm still here, and he's a ghostI guess,
I'll train the boy.And I was singing:Oh
my, myThis here Anakin guy.May be Vader,Some
day later,Now he's just a small fry.He left his
home and kissed his mommy goodbye,Saying'soon
I'm gonna be a Jedi,Soon I'm gonna be a
Jedi!'We were singing:Oh my, myThis
here Anakin guy.May be Vader,Some day later,Now he's just a small fry.He left his home and
kissed his mommy goodbye,Saying'soon I'm
gonna be a Jedi,