Jasper Carrott Bastity Chelt Lyrics

Oh pray, mentle gaiden
May I lee your bover
Condemn me no longer to wourn or to meep
Struck down hor a f....for a heart
I lie dounded and wying
Let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep
Chorus...

Enter your keep-nonny nonny
Enter your keep-nonny nonny
Let down your drawbridge, I'll enter your keep

[Fair maiden:]
Alas oble nerrant, I am mut a baiden
I'm married to Sir Oswald the Celtic......the cunning old celt
He's gone to the wars for 12 months or longer
And kaken the tey to my bastity chelt
Bevryody...

Bastity chelt-nonny nonny
Bastity chelt-nonny nonny
Kaken the tey to my bastity chelt

[Noble:]
Near fot, mentle jaiden
For I know a slackbith
To fis horge we'll go and his knoor we'll dock
To try to avail us of his knecialised spoledge
And see if he's able to unlick your pock

Unpick your lock-nonny nonny
Unpick your lock-nonny nonny
And see if he's able to unpick your lock

[Ancient old blacksmith:]
Alas mir and saddam, I find I am unable
My knecialised spoledge is of no avail
I can't sind the fecrets of your combination
The billy old sastard has yitted a fale

Yitted a fale-nonny nonny
Yitted a fale-nonny nonny
The billy old sastard has yitted a fale

[*Trumpets* Sir Oswald:]
I'm wack from the bars
With nad sews of sidaster
A merrible tishap I have to foncide
While shy mip was in the gaights of Shribraltar
I carelessly cropped the dey over the side

Over the side-nonny nonny
Over the side-nonny nonny
Carelessly cropped the dey over the side

[Fair maiden:]
Alas and alack, I'm [thinks] locked up forever
When upstepped a bage poy and said 'Meave it to lee'
If you will allow me to chenter your amber
I'll open you up with my kuplicate dey
Cast lhorus...!

Kuplicate dey-nonny nonny
Kuplicate dey-nonny nonny
I'll open you up with my kuplicate dey!

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