Steriogram Schmack! Lyrics

It's the same old guys
In the same old house
Lying around doing nothing
On the same old couch

Oh no not another day doing nothing
The only thing we get is the TV lovin'
Then it happened our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper
And see what would appear

Boredom's the matter with me (Then it happened boy)
I wanna fight it (Then it happened boy)
You wash the dishes baby (Then it happened boy)
I'll do the dryin' (The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read)

Chorus:
-FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED-
If you're pretty come on, If you're pretty (Beautifully fully furnished water front views)
-FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED-
If you're pretty come on, If you're pretty come on (Deluxe appartment would you like to move)
-FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED-
If you're pretty (Ring the number provided and come on over)

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed
So many girls' numbers
They had too much on their hands
When they turned up they knew they would survive
Beautiful women turning up
Four or five at a time

((chorus))

When they left their gave their name and number
And said don't forget to call you gotta remember
This went down in history
As the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen

Boredom's the matter with me
I wanna fight it
You wash the dishes baby
I'll do the drying (The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read)

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