Kelly Text Message Break Up Lyrics

You couldn't do it in person
You had to text message break up
You f___ up
Oh my God I wanna throw up!
You couldn't even spell break right!
"B-r-a-k-e?"--that's in your car dummy!
And I'm not gonna take this discrace
I'll be like mace in your face on MySpace
Just you wait till you read the shet on you I'm gonna blog about
You like text so much? How much you like it now?

You can't text message break up!
You can't text message break up!
You can't text message break up!
After 2 years?
You can't text message break up!
You can't text message break up!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
I'll Go Alanis Morissette on you

I'm gonna blog and text and post and hoax
Podcast your b______ a__ from coast to coast
My ex-bf is a cyberspace coward
And he plays with his a__hole in the shower
I gonna tell all my girlfriends how bad the s__ was
I'm p___ed like president bush would be in a gay parade in Texas
I gonna spit until you shet
If you dont like it you can lick my f___ing c___
For once

You can't text message break up!
Oh my god!
You can't text message break up!
I mean we got a dog!
You can't text message break up!
You still owe me 1, 200 dollars shetbag!

You can't text message break up!
String up a stag!
You can't text message break up!
I want all my stuff back!
You can't text message break up!
Get a clue
No just let the clues be lost
f___ you deck

"I cant belive he did that!"
"What a f___ing douche bag, why can't he figure it out?"
"What a loser, I mean, Jesus!"
"If you ever did that on the phone I would--"
"What? are you kidding me?"
"You're never gonna get laid in this town again you loser!"
"You're an a__!"
"Go f___ yourself you piece of s___!"
"I can't believe that c___."
"I'm gonna send that guy a douche bag in the mail."

I'm gonna use the same weapon against you
Cause I can type too
Ex-bf foreva deck! You're my ex-bf foreva deck!

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