Insane Clown Posse If I Was a King Lyrics

If i was a king all b____s would blow me
Big bag piles of jewels for my homies
We would go to war and take everybodys land
No clothes alound for female citizens
t__ties and nedens exposed for the public
I run around gropin these hoes and the love it
Give these little kids a little somthin to drink
You free all hookers and pimps out the clink
New days m____ f___a i rewrite the laws
Everybody gotta get a SV tag Cuz
We run this b____ parades on daily
Every criminal out there gotta pay me
f___ that five hoes lickin my a__
We sit around bonfires burnin our cash
Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes before i throw that a__ to the snakes

If i was a king
You mother f___ers wouldent have to worry about a d___ thing
I got this b____
s___s under control
I got this b____
s___s under control
If i was a king
You mother f___ers wouldent have to worry about a d___ thing
I got this b____
s___s under control
I got this b____
s___s under control

If i was a king there wouldent be no generals
I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds
I p___ in my own halls clean that s___ up
I sleep for weeks in a time wouldent get up
I wouldent do s___ but accumulate paper
Lookin at the penthouse of a skyscrapper
Its all mine all blew out the window
I let it blow everywhere rain on the people
Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths
Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash
The b____ in my nut bag will be to big a__ diamonds
You see them through my underwear shinin
Step back when the king is comin down the street
With the murderist fleet rumbleing your feet
Im riding on a dinosaur if i was a king with a harem of hoes they suck my d___ and everything

If i was king id shoot arrows in my city
If they hit sombody then there luck was s___ty
When you meet this king do more then bow
Do three summersaults and a flip some how
Id send ninja a__asins to kill other kings
And run around there lands settin fire to things
Bent on power this king wouldent care
And i would sample every mother f___in neden out there