Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
that's how my daily life starts
on the highway till it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
He has a wicked leg, he has a wicked leg
he likes to kick me in the a__ till it turns red
I hate my job, I hate it all
I wanna be a million dollar f___ing rockstar
Why?!
-won't you get me a gig before I die...

I will write you a song
Just as heavy as King Kong
While I'm smoking me bong bong

I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar
cause people tell me I could go pretty far
I need some kicks and some Kerry King licks
and get the chicks by the bar

Now it's lunchtime, cut the barbwire
I'm going to the deli and get myself a wrap
life is crazy, this job makes me
a suicidal freak feeling like c___
Why?!
-won't you get me a gig before I die...

I will write you a song song
cause I know how to pling plong
-just like playing the ping pong

I wanna be a hunk with a metal guitar
cause people tell me I could go pretty far
I need some kicks and some Kerry King licks
and get the chicks by the bar

I'll be getting the chi...chicks by the bar
I'll be showing them my tri...tricks on guitar
They'll be blowing me bli...blind in my car
I'll be throwing my sui...suit on the yard
I'll be hitting my bo...boss really hard
I'll be getting a bo... bo... bodyguard

Eat my breakfast, drop the kids off
that's how my daily life starts
on the highway till it's payday
I have a meeting with the boss
Why?!
-won't you get me a gig before I die...

I will force you to sing sing
I will give you a ring ring
and you give me song bling bling

I'll be getting the chi...chicks by the bar
I'll be showing them my tri...tricks on guitar
They'll be blowing me bli...blind in my car
I'll be throwing my sui...suit on the yard
I'll be hitting my bo...boss really hard
I'll be getting a bo... bo... bodyguard

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