Funkdoobiest Bow Wow Wow Lyrics

Bow Wow..B Bow Wow...B B Bow Wow....B B B Bow Wow Wow
Bow Wow..B Bow Wow...B B Bow Wow....BOW WOW WOW
B ow Wow(repeated)
I bow wow wow yippy o yippy a to the funk
Punk
I put you in my trunk
Like a good fella I'm a good speller
Yet I get r_____ed like Hellen Keller
Take it I'll kick it better I'll flick it
Just like a booger I f___ around with hookers
Like Tina Turner I'm a fast learner
Earning up my wealth, now I go for self
Like Barney Rubble, who's always in trouble
I'm quick on the double, you'll never see me fumble
Like a quarterback, think I outta smack
Wack MCs who think they're all of that

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I Bow Wow Wow yippy-o yippy-a to the funk
A Bow Wow Wow
(4x)

It ain't no hassle, I'll grab my lasso
Check a punk a__hole, like Eddie Haskle
Yet I'm not the reaper or Sigourney Weaver
I'll bust a stunt punk like Colt Seavers
Then do the polka, I'm iller then the Joker
I'm not mediocre like almond mocca
I'm flavor, behavior is ill when I spill
You'll be f___ed just like Fire Marshall Bill
'Cause I cause disasters like the Dukes of Hazard
I'll shatter you kid if you step punk b______
Zero, weirdo, the funk superhero
Yeah you scared me, just like a scarecrow

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Eanni meanni, I funk like Hudini
No I run s___ punk, like Mussolini
I'm skinny
Kid like me dreams of tiny bikinis
Ralph rocks a beanie
Flips it, smacks it, do the Michael Jackson
Bring your crew punk, cut you in fractions
Action packed, wanna come back
On the drunk track, sharp like a thumb tac
I'm in the congos, I chill like Tonto
When it comes to the funk, I rock p___to

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