Intro:
Meet Eddie 23 years old fed up with life and the way things are going he decides to rob a liquor store but on his way in he has a sudden change of heart and suddenly his concience comes into play

Dre: alright stop now before you walk in the door of this liquor store tryin' to get money out the drawer ya better think of the consequense
(who are you?) I'm ya m________in' concience

eminem:that's nonsense go in gather the money and run to one of your aunts cribs
and borrow a d___ dress in front of a blonde wig
tell her you need a place to stay you'll be safe for days if you shave your legs
with Renee's razor blades

Dre yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to the whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
think about it before you walk in the door first look at the store clerk
she's older than George Burns

Eminem: f___ that! do that s___! shoot that b____!
can you afford to blow this s___? are you that rich?
why you give a f___ if she dies? are you that b____?
do you really think she gives a f___ if you have kids?

Dre: man don't do it it's not not worth it to risk it
not over this s___ drop the biscuit(I will)
don't even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you

Eminem: you know what Dre, I don't like your attitude

Intro #2:
Meet Stan 21 years old after meeting a young girl at a rave party things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom once again his concience comes into play

Eminem: now listen to me while you kissin' her cheek
smearin' her lipstick slip this in her drink
now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b____'s earlobe

Dre : yo this girl's only 15 years old
you shouldn't take advantage of her that's not fair

Eminem: yo look at her bush does it got hair
f___ this b____ right here on the spot bare
till she passes out and she forgot how she got there

Dre: man ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids

Eminem: no but I seen that p___o that Sun Doobie did

Dre: s___ you wanna get hauled off to jail ?

Eminem: man f___ that hit that s___ raw dog and bail

Intro #3:
Meet Grady 29 years old construction worker after coming home from a hard days work he walks in the door of his trailer park to find his wife in bed with another man (what the f___!!!)

Dre: alright calm down relax start breathin'

Eminem: f___ that s___ you just caught this b____ cheatin'
while you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
f___ slittin' her throat cut this bicth's head off

Dre: wait what if there's an explanation for this s___

Eminem: what? she tripped, fell, landed on his d___?

Dre: alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
but think about the baby 'fore you get all crazy

Eminem: okay thought about it still wanna stab her?
grab her by the throat get your daughter and kidnap her
that's what I did be smart
don't be a r_____
are you gonna take advice from somebody who slapped De Barnes?

Dre: what'd you say?

Eminem: what's wrong? didn't think I'd remember?

Dre: I'ma kill you m_________er!!!

Eminem: aaaaah! temper, temper
Mr.Dre, Mr.NWA,
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton yall better make way?
how in the f___ are you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

Dre: 'cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
been there, done that
aaaww f___ it ,
what am I sayin' shoot 'em both Grady,
where's your gun at

BOOM BOOM!!!

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