Funny Songs The Gay Barbie Song Lyrics

Hiya Garrets!
Hi Raul!
(Raul) You wanna go for a ride?
(Garrets) On what?
(Raul) On this!

(Garrets) Barbies sucha b____ she is just a witch

(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?

(Garrets) Ken is such a man, id do all i can

(Raul) Just do do him, we just wanna screw him! (shes such a b____ im gunna scratch her eyes out)

(Garrets) I have dreamed about Ken being inside my den, and we hold and we kiss like we're sweethearts.

(Raul) But that Barbie's a s___ with her cute little b___, and i guess Ken likes b___s made of fake parts

(Garrets) And i cry every day cause straight up that b____ is in my way! Oooh Barbies such a b____ she is just a witch

(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?

(Garrets) Ken is such a man, id do all i can

(Raul) Just to do him, we wanna screw him! When i see her i will knee her.

(Garrets) Ohh Hoo Hoo

(Raul) I will punch her and i'll crunch her

(Garrets) OhhH Oh Yes

(Raul) HEY GARRETS!
(Garrets) WHAT RAUL!
(Raul) LOOK WHOSE OVER THIER! WELL IF IT ISNT BARBIE WITHOUT KEN AND THAT STUPID CALIFORNIA DREAM VAN!
(Garrets) HEY BARBIE ITS US LOOK RIGHT OVER HERE
(Raul) RIGHT HERE MISSY! TAKE THAT LITTLE ONE, YOU HOOKER YOU b____, ILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT, KEN IS MINE!
(Garrets) Ohh sorry, lets get the hell out of here!

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