Gnarkill Pantyhose Pornshop! Lyrics

reh
hey there
grandpa
grandpa, someone took my
my undies

who took my sirloin steak off my plate
on my dinner table and f___ed it in my a__
must have been someone i hate
must have been medium well-done on my first date
hip
ting
i spit in my spitoon and i stew a load of beans on my spoon
then i serve it to your wife and f___ the broom hoo-heur
look what im doing in my room
pantyhose p___shop looking at my liver lamb shop
sack of s___ d___ d___ aint no bully mam
hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my a__hole today
must have been gay
ohh
got stuck for a second
i reckon
must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon
beckon i reckon and i s___ stained s___
on my pants and i you wanna see me
whatever i said dont matter
just serve up my c___ tenderloin on a platter
and if my b____ got s___ in em splatter me
on the side on the side of your house dont matter me
hip too teng billy billy baa
s___ my s___ like a lincoln log
and if abe lincolns house was built of stone
well ill f___ your and and ill make a clone
so i can f___ it again
here w____ heel ho
watch this s___ like you dont what know
i dont ever look close enough to find
hoo ee hoo
whos seen me s___ in my drawers
not you coz no one was there
just serve my corn hole core splattered in my f___ing face
and shave off my pubic f___ing hair
watch me fight a grizzly bear
first thing i do
is rip off his pants and suck out his goo
yeah
in a beehive
wooo a beehive
get behind a wild lion
f___ his a__
show him how youre the f___ing master
roll around the grass with beddeman shoe
punch him in the face and kick him one or two
times in the jaw
like that b____ never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball
nobody knows how to shave a f___ing beard
abe lincoln is queer
woooo
pull the f___ing fire alarm
seen one dude with two arm