Howdy Ho.
Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said: You are to be the virgin mother
But Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said: I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
My child, have no fear

Oh, you can suck all the d___ you want
And still be a virgin, Mary
You can suck all the d___ you want
And still not be considered flawed
Although you went to town and sucked some s____ down
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
But they were so very tired, you see
And Mary had to offer a bribe
Since she had no money
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep

'Cause you can suck all the d___ you want
And still be a virgin, Mary
You can suck all the d___ you want
And still be the mother of Christ
If there's no room at the inn
then it's not considered a sin
To suck some d___ to get a room for the night!

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

You can suck all the d___ you want
And still be a virgin, Mary
You can suck all the d___ you want
Every one that hangs in the nation
f_______ ain't no sin
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin
'Cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the d___ you want
And still be a virgin, Mary
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
People will remember your name quick
They'll say: d___, that b____ could suck a good d___
'Cause sucking d___ brings peace on Earth and joy

'Cause sucking d___ brings peace on Earth and joy
Mary, Mary, suck that d___

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