Big Beat Battalion Rhyming Spree Lyrics

Here we go with the funky, dope material
Smooth J like sugar on your cereal
My rhymes are clean when I'm up in this mug
They call me E. Fresh when I rock like Doug
Garnish my rhymes and I chum up the waters
Don't swim 'cause I'm never dishonored
I am full, so full of completion
Just can't stop like an oozing secretion
Money makin', never ever fakin'
Whole-wheat toast, two strips of bacon
Then I wash it down with a glass of water
Smooth J's in the house droppin' rhymes for your daughter
Particles are charged and stored
I use new words so you never get bored
I fondle the mic, I am clearly savage
My scope of coverage is above average
And you know that we're takin' care of business
Ewan McGregor and Alec Guiness
Playin' our parts like we're one of a kind
Back with the tracks that'll blow your mind

[Chorus x 2]:
Smooth J, Grammar G
Big Beat Battalion rhyming spree
It's hot, can't stop laptop hip hop

Flourish in adversity, just like a cactus
Close to perfection and I never even practice
Come full circle, generative grammar
And at Tony Roma's I go with the sampler
Got me a brand new Minnesota hat
So fat like a hippopotamus
You know you should've never ever doubted this
My rhymes are different, you know they're not common
Foliage of choice is that of Autumn
Not high-maintanence like your girlfriend Gina
Never choleric, my rhymes are much cleaner
I'm ill (How ill?) so ill
Never ever run-of-the-mill
Outblast, outlast, outclass
Nolan Ryan 'cause I strike 'em out fast
Form of flattery is simple imitation
But I copy no one, save Smooth's innovation
With this simple style, you must step aside
'Cause we are diverse like a polypeptide

[Chorus x 2]

Big beats, big beats, more treats
Everyone get up out of your seats
[x 8]

[Chorus x 4]