Herbert:
Lancelot you might as well just fess up
Really you're a different kind of guy
Move aside your scabbard
For underneath your tabard
There is waiting to escape a b___erfly

[Rips off Lancelot's tabard to reveal a tight, rather revealing little number on underneath]

Male Chorus:
His...name...is Lancelot
And in tight pants a lot
He likes to dance a lot
You know you do

Lancelot: (confused)
I do?

Male Chorus:
So just say thanks a lot
And try romance, it's hot!
Let's find out who's really you.

His name is Lancelot
He visits France a lot
He likes to dance a lot and dream

No one would ever know
That this outrageous pro
Bats for the other team.

Herbert:
You're a knight who really likes his nightlife
And by day you really like to play
You can all find him pumping at the gym
At the Camelot Y.M.C.A.!

Chorus:
His name is Lancelot (La, la, la)
Just watch him dance a lot (La, la, la)
He doesn't care what people say (La, la, la)

Lancelot: (more confident)
No Way!

Chorus:
For when he starts to dance (La, la, la)
Just grab your underpants (La, la, la)

Herbert:
He can finally come out and say that he is G.A.

All:
Y.M.C.A.

He's Gay!

Lancelot: (proudly)
Ok!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
31
31.12
Azure Ray For the Sake of the Song Lyrics
Bush Glycerine (Woodstock '99 Live) Lyrics