If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they are able to read minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that they can predict future events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water has a consistently higher medicinal value <> than a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me one example in the entire history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person <> who has been able to show either empirically or logically the existence of a higher power with any consciousness or interest in the human race <> or ability to punish or reward humans for their moral choices <> or that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife

I will give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife

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