Does anybody know U're here?
This house of ill-repute (Ooh honey, I'm scared of U)
Tryin' 2 deal with all your fears
I guess this is what U get 4 being cute (Cute, cute)

Soaked in banana cologne
No wonder U're all alone
It's written all over your face
U're just a rockhard in a funky place

Rockhard in a funky place

Here comes a lady so U cover up
She's a freak hot funky electric mama with double cups
(OK now, come on, come on, girl - let's see, come on)
See, U... U couldn't cop if U wanted 2
Because something near your leg is haunting U
Such a disgrace, U're a rockhard in a funky place (Ow!)

Ha ha, y'all

Rockhard in a funky place

U was workin' on the line U could drop on her (Uh, uh)
But U couldn't concentrate when your d___ saw her (Uh, uh)
Maybe if U cop a nut in the car (Maybe if U cop a nut in the car)
Maybe U could think about playing guitar

(Rock, rock) {repeat}
Oh yeah {x3}

Rockhard in a funky place

All U're looking 4 is love
Or a reason 2 believe there's a God above
Pretty soon U'll get enough
And head back 2 a life so tough

I just hate 2 see an erection go 2 waste (Aaaah)
I'm just a rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Say it - rockhard in a funky place
Rockhard in a funky place
Oh, U rockhard in a funky place
U rockhard in a funky place

Say it, y'all
(Rock, rock) {repeat 2 fade}
What?
We gotta go, y'all
Tune in next week
Same time, same boogie
Rock hard
Oh yeah, we will rock, y'all
But until then keep your finger on the trigger
That's the only way it'll get bigger

What kind of f___ ending was that?

© 1994 Controversy Music - ASCAP

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
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31.36
Prince & The New Power Generation Willing and Able Lyrics
Dead Can Dance Garden of the Arcane Delights: In Power We Entrust the Love Advocated Lyrics