Well you're the first car in an hour or so
I'm glad you stopped in,
it's sure been slow around here today
Just like every day

Well I couldn't help but notice
your California plates
And I thought I recognized that name
on your credit card
You're a movie star

I can't wait to get back home
and tell all my buddies
That I met one of the most famous people
in the country

Chorus
Well, I only go to movies
when I'm down in Bowling Green
And cable don't come out this far
so I never watch TV

I know you played in something
but I'm gonna need some help
Hey wait, weren't you in Cannonball Run,
No? Oh well

Allow me to introduce myself
My name ain't John,
this is somebody else's greasy shirt
my name's Kurt

This is the town that I grew up in
I've never seen L.A.,
the closest I've been to Hollywood
is Dollywood

But when you get back to Beverly Hills,
you can tell all your buddies
That you met one of the most famous people
in the country

Chorus
'Cause I caught the record small mouth
out on Kentucky Lake
And I threw the winning touchdown pass
the night that we won state

And I'm still signing autographs
after all these years
Oh, yeah I guess I'm gonna need yours,
sign um here.

I've been thinking about doing
some acting someday
If I ever do make it out to L.A.,
can I give you a shout
Maybe crash on your couch

If you hear of any roles that are floating around
That would put me and Ashley Judd
making out in a steamy love scene
I'd work pretty cheap

If the phones are down,
just ask around you'll get a hold of me
'Cause I'm one of the most famous people
in the country
You're talkin' to one of the most famous people
in the country.

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