In the entertainment industry's war on its customers, the CEOs of media conglomerates are represented by two separate yet equally-important groups.
The Motion Picture a__ociation of America, who believes their s___ty copy protection will suddenly become effective if they throw the DMCA in enough people's faces, and the Recording Industry a__ociation of America, who sues children.
These are their stories.

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