Eminem Eminem - Under the influence Lyrics

[eminem]
Translation
So you can suck my d___ if you dont like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___ - ha ha!
Two pills I pop, til my pupils swell up like two pennies
Im clint eastwood in his mid-twenties
A young a__ man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a__
So the rats cant chew through his last pants
Im like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little white vicadin pills bitin him
Im like a f___in wasp in the hospital lost
Stingin the f___ outta everything I come across in the halls
I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the f___in handle
So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin
[swifty] b____ its too late
[eminem] cause once youre hung from the drapes, its curtains

[swifty]
Im an instigator, .380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters
Accused for every crime known through the equator
They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my gators
My weedll hit yo chest like a double barrel gauge an
Im a black grenade thatll blow up in yo face {*blam*}
With a fifth in me, when I guzzle remi I do s___ on purpose
You never hear me say, forgive me
Im s_____in every penny - it gotta be that way n____, face it
That weed I sold to you, brigade laced it
You hidin, I make the president get a facelift
n____z just afraid, handin me they bracelets
Chillin in the lab wasted
Im the type thatll drink kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
And even at the million man march, we gon fight

Chorus: eminem

So you can suck my d___ if you dont like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___
Cause I dont give a f___ if you dont like, my s___
Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my d___

[bizarre]
Im a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin your tires, flyin down fenkel and meyers
Plates expired, soon as Im hired, Im fired
Jackin my d___ off in a bed of barbed wire
(hey, is bizarre performing? ) b____ didnt you read the flyer?
Special invited guest will be, richard pryor
(arent you a male dancer? ) nah b____, Im retired
f___in your b____ in the a__ with a tire iron
Im ripped, Im on an acid trip
My djs in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}
Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (d___!)
{*dj reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}
Im f___in anything when Im snortin
Its gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion
{*dog whines*} some b____ asked for my autograph
I called her a w____, spit beer in her face and laughed
I drop bombs like I was in vietnam
All b____es is hoes, even my stinkin a__ mom

[proof]
Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that a__ crack
Weed laced with somethin {*gun c___s*} n____ pass that
In amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
At a stop the violence rally, I blast gats
Be your mom on publishin, get your ascap-ped
The kuniva, divide up your cash stack
Run your m_________in pockets, asap
I dont need a platinum chain, b____ I s_____ shaqs
Born loser, half theif and half black
Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
b____ smacker, rich rappers get they jag jacked
And found chopped up in a trash bag

[kuniva]
We stranglin rappers until the point they cant yell
Cause they crew is full of f__s and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and s_____ your necklace
Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
I grapple your adams apple until it crackle
Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
Get executed, cuz Im a luni
I got a yukmouth and its polluted
I c___ it back then shoot it
I love s_____in up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade to bring the noise
While the bullets break your bones up like christmas toys
If I go solo, Im doin a song with bolo
A big chinese n____, screamin kuniva yo yo..
I leave ya face leakin, run up in church
And smack the preacher while hes preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[kon artis]
I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight
I was straight til I got caught sellin em shake
Im ignorant, with the intent to s_____ your rent
I got kicked out of summer camp for havin s__ in my tent
With the superintendents daughter, my brains out of order
Ive been a kon artis since I was swimmin in water
In cahoots with this n____ named carlisle von
Who got fired from ups for tryin to send you a bomb
(special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun
Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son
Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none
Born straight up out a p____ but a son of a gun
Got a reputation for havin n____z runnin they funds
Used to be the type of n____ that was foldin some ones
til I met your fat mama, now Im rollin in dough

Chorus

[eminem]
Haha.. suck my m_________in d___
D-12.. dirty m_________in dozen
Nasty like a stank s___ b____ with thirty f___in husbands
Bizarre kid
Swifty mcveigh
The kon artis
The kuniva
Dirty harry
Haha, and slim shady..