South Park Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls Lyrics

2 tablespoons of cinnamon,
and 2 or 3 egg whites,
a half a stick of b___er, melted.
Stick it all in a bowl baby,
stir it with a wooden spoon,
mix in a cup of flour.
You''l be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my b____ they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my b____ in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty b____, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty b____, they're packed vitamins,
and good for you, so suck on b____.

pour in a cup of unsweetened chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy
then throw in a bag or two of sugar,
and just a pinch of vanilla,
grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my b____ stick!
then preheat the oven to 350, and give that spoon a lick!

Say everybody have you seen my b____ they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my b____ in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty b____, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.
Suck on my chocolate salty b____, they're packed full of goodness,
and high in fiber, so suck on b____.

(Chef Speaking:) sniff, sniff, hey, wait a minute, what's that smell.
It smells like something's burning.
Well, that don't bother me none, as long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen, cause I got a sneakn' suspition.
Oh man baby, baby, you just burnt my b____.
My b____ are on fire, come on, my b____ are burning, gimme some water pour some water on 'em, o goodness, blow
on them, do something

Say everybody have you seen my b____ they're big and salty and brown. (they're on fire baby)
If you ever need a quick pick me up, just stick my b____ in your mouth.
Oh! Suck on my chocolate salty b____, put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em. (Put 'em out, blow on 'em.)
suck on my b____ baby,
suck on my b____ baby, suck on my red hot salty chocolate b____.
Woo, woo, suck on my b____ (blow, blow, blow)

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