if god had long hair
and a goatie
and if his eyes were pretty glazed
if he looked s___ed-out would you buy hrs stories?
would you believe he had an eye-infection?

and yeah,yeah, gods looks baked.
and yeah, yeah, god smells good.
and yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
what if god smoked canabis?
hit the bong like some of us,
droved dy-dy micro-bus and he subscribes to "rolling-stone"

if god made this place, in the beggining
did he plant any seeds? or did he put them there for Adam and Eve?
so they'de be hungy for the apple that the snake was always offring.

and yeah, yeah, god rolls great.
and yeah, yeah, god smells good.
and yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
what if god smoked canabis?
do you suppose he'd have a bust?
will he make the platipus, when he created earth our home?
does he like pearl-jam or the stones?
and do you think he rolls his own?
up there in heaven on the floor...
and when the saints go marching home,
maybe he sits and smoke alone?

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