Reasons to be miserable:
In my brain a pain,
Very little turns me on,
Marvin is my name.
I'm a robot,
It's my lot,
A robot full of cares.
I'd feel a little better if they broke me up for spares.
Everything I say or do, I find the world condemning,
If I had my time again, I'd rather be a lemming.

I'm just a menial robot.
Oh well.
They drive my crazy with their:

"Marvin, close the door."
Well isn't it enough to make you
"Tidy up the floor."
You know, it spoils a robot's day.
"Marvin, when you're finished you can put yourself away."
I'm going to flip my lid!
They treat me like a kid!

Robot naughty, robot bad,
Robot happy, robot sad.
"Who's a clever robot lad?"
It would drive a human mad.
Robots are inhuman,
Robots are inhuman.
Human robots are in,
Human robots are in.

I get no satisfaction.
I'm bored.
Can't bear these humans when they

Make me do their work,
I'd rather be a calculator.
Treat me like a jerk.
Hahaha, that'll be the day.
Pat me on the head,
I'd rather be a percolator.
It'd be no trouble just to bubble life away.

Don't get a holiday,
Or friends to stay.
How can a robot think
With his elbows in the sink?

"Marvin, peel a grape."
Is there no escape?
"Marvin, dig a hole."
"Play some rock and roll."

Yeah, I dig it.
I really hate it when they

Underload my brain,
Washing up the dirty dishes.
Diodes give me pain.
Walking dogs and feeding fishes,
Driving me insane.
Just a metal slave is
What a robot is,
And always... will remain.

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