WAKE UP! Miss Toadstool,
It is I, your one and only king: Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you see,
A little slow and a little green.
But on the whole I'd say, super dupa.

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, mmm mmm..
But if you knew just why you're here,
Your fear would just be heightened.
So lets just say,
Ignorance is bliss.

Oh well I hate to be a b__mer,
I brought you here to bring me plumbers.
You know those brothers,
Oh what's their names..
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi.
Just the sound of them makes me queasy.
I'd like to take that monkey wrench,
I'd play my own game.

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided, mmm mmm..
I've never been fond of bookworms,
But them again this one does make good Mario bait.
I can't wait!
Ignorance is bliss.

With my magic book I'll shower those clumsy lizards with my power,
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel!
My only problem with these spells,
Is that I know not what they tell,
So every hex leaves me perplexed,
And all I want are those plumbing fools.

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, mmm mmm..
All your words are alphabet soup,
But a picture tells it better
I'll say it again,
Ignorance is bliss.

Haven't you heard,
A picture is worth a thousand words?

You call yourself a princess,
But you're a brainiac in a dress.
I can't believe you waste time with these books.
You remind me of my kid sister,
She read so much she got a blister..
A big one, I mean BIG!
On her brain, what a shmuck!

I'd like to get my hands,
Just one time with a monkey wrench,
I'd fix their plumbing..

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened, mmm mmm..
(so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here,
Your fear would just be heightened.
Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever..
(pictures say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup,
But a picture tells it better.

For the last time..!

On second thought, I think I've made my point.

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