Kevin Bloody Wilson Hey Santa Claus You Cunt Lyrics

Quite often i'd get to thinking
how as kids we got by, like at Christmas time at our house,
we couldn't even afford a fire,
but we made due with what we had back then when I was young,
dad used to suck a peppermint,
and we'd all sit aound his tounge,
we couldn't afford no sparkley tinsel for our christmas tree,
so we'd just wheel old grandad in, and make the old c___ sneeze

"Wheel him 'round the other side nanna"

But things changed pretty b_____ quick, I got kids now of me own,
and I heard 'em unrap their prezzies
last night when I got home.

Hey Santa claus you c___!
Where's me f___ing bike?
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.
I wrote you a f___ing letter and I come to see you twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f___ing bike.
If I wanted a pair of b_____ thongs, I'd have b_____ asked.
And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your a___!
You've stuffed me b_____ order up
It's enough to make you spew
And I'm not the only one who's snakey
Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you c___!
Where's me f___ing pram?
You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.
'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand
I'll give you f___ing ho ho ho
You forgot me f___ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts
And I'll let your f___ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!
You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store
And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door
And we'll say, yeah you wait for it
Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes
And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f___ing lies
He's just a p___ tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright
'Cause the old f___ing w___er Forgot me f___ing bike.
You wait you old c___, I'm gonna dob you in
Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f___ing lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"