Insane Clown Posse Mad Professor Lyrics

(mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox)

(Violent J)
I was never popular this I'll admit f___ school
School never liked me cool
All the kids would always beat me till I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that s___ never bothered me
See, momma and mother they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's
where my free time
Well, where my time was spent
I made a mouse with a chicken head it clucked three times
Cluck Cluck Cluck then it was dead
I made a lot of things though
Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was tha s___ yeah
But im still lonely, I need a homie
So I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made me a girlie friend
But f___ that I got my girlie right here... yeah

(Chorus)
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

(mini-skit featuring Jamie Madrox as 'Jenny')

(Violent J)
I used some many body parts it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of m_________ers like what eighty
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps even if you got a finger to lend come on
I hear the other children outside
"Keep it down you little b____es I'll skin your f___in hide"
Trunks full, this part's wack
Somehow I gotta attach this n______
s___, f___ I'm sawing of an elbow
Looking at the meter...are my quasars at the low?
Or better yet look out the f___in window
I see a storm comin it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on come on come
It's the thuggish ruggish bone
Ok it's time hit the switch turn it up a hertz
f___ s___ didn't work

(Chorus)
You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

(Talking)

(mini-skirt featuring Monoxide Child)

(Violent J)
It wasn't always easy let me tell ya
But f___ that, uhh, cause I ain't no failure
I put the s___ with the veins and snip that
Wait a minute
You hear that
Yeah
It's alive I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock~n~Rye
Pour it in the cup and give it to his a__ wait hold up pause
I ain't cleaning his draws man f___ that
Get him set get 'im ready its all most time
Paint his ugly a__ face up almost like mine
I see him twitching I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the Carnival
Turn the hertz all the way up for this s___
And just wait for that lightning bolt to hit
Did it work you make the call?
"s___gy?"

(s___gy 2 Dope)
What up Y'all?

(Chorus repeats until end)
You can call me mad professor
I will build a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity