Jimmy Buffett I-95 song (Were you born an asshole) Lyrics

(D)Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
(G)Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
(A)I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
(G)So I wrote a song about him (D)instead.
It goes like this...

(D)Were you born an a__hole?
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life?
(A)Either way it worked out fine
(G)'cause you're an a__hole (D)tonight.

(D)Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
(G)And don't you try to blame it on me.
(A)You deserve all the credit.
(G)You're an a__hole (D)tonight.

(D)You were an a__hole yesterday.
(G)You're an a__hole tonight.
(A)And I've got a feelin'
(G)you'll be an a__hole the rest of your (D)life.

(D)And I was talkin' to your mother
(G)just the other night.
(A)I told her I thought you were an a__hole.
(G)She said, "Yes. I think you're (D)right."

(D)And all your friends are a__holes
(G)'cause you've known them your whole life.
(A)And somebody told me
(G)you've got an a__hole for a (D)wife.

(D)Were you born an a__hole?
(G)Or did you work at it your whole life?
(A)Either way it worked out fine
(G)'cause you're an aaaass...(A7)hole (D)tonight.

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