Slapstick Cheat to Win Lyrics

You say I waste my time
Always f___ing around
What else is there to do in this dumb midwestern town
No matter what I do you say I never do it right
Playin to win stayin up all night
All those with pride and excellence
f___ you and your intelligence
Step aside
I'm lookin out for me and I won't be nice cuz I don't wanna
Who spit in yer face
I think I'll win a race
And if we have to we'll put you in your f___in place
We ain't wasting time gettin what we want
But you go outside the van
So I can sit in the front, yeah
You say that's crazy, can't you guys learn to share
But nothin really gets me down
No I don't really care