Out of the best knowledge that is de facto
There are some questions that make Plato hurl-
Gettier poses some counterexamples
And down the toilet JTB would swirl.

Surer than sure were the lights of JTB
Anchored in claims that seem untouchable-
Something that true simply cannot be altered-
Epistemology infallible.

Then in a___ysis Edmund came in
Proclaiming Plato's great sin-
Truth we're declaring could be so despairing
Just given some facts that we're not aware of-

So in ignorance
Of all that we think is so fully established
We don't conceptualize counterfactuals,
Especially those that affect our a__essments
Of mundane facts we take granted as such.

So if we think that the coins in our pockets
Correspond to what we've got in our heads-
Could be we missed that some nitwit pickpocket
Replaced our change with some greenbacks instead!

How could my knowledge be thus fallible
Given it's so justified?
Maybe it's causally
And thus so plausibly
Hooked to the claim I could say that it's tied-

Just as sure as I know
Propositionally the de facto
As I did my name a moment ago-
Without the de facto all knowledge is hopeless-
Nothing is certain and all truth is jest,
If we can't undo what Edmund created,
We put what we take as knowledge to rest.

I sidled up to some ways I could know,
Forfeiting ignorance's mark-
Maybe there's no need for justification-
Possibly true belief fulfills the part?

But still Edmund made big trouble
For what I take as de facto,
Skeptical snaps of the finger or no-
Possibly Armstrong could then push me forward
Reliably to JTB I go.

Knowledge is slight by reliabilism,
Skeptics are left an impoverished bore-
(Arguments like these are fetching and catchy,
Garnering tenure by tenfold and more!)

But something is horribly wrong for I fear
That such can't make questions subside-
"Stop" Lycan says with the so-called "false lemmas",
"no false a__umption" prevents knowledge's slide.

So my longing JTB's not wrong
And I'm strong in my knowing,
Plugging a hole between brain and the rest,
Deviant thought is what I need to stifle,
Then claims to knowing cannot be suppressed!

From out of nothing JTB is founded-
With lycanthropic revision-well-nigh,
Wolfing it down I can howl with a__urance:
"All that I know is 'Bill Lycan-good try!'"

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