In the Windy City for a day,
takin' in the Central APA,
a paper here and a paper there--
Cartesian stuff nearly everywhere--
I cried "Hey Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side"--
I said "Hey Pat, make a talk on the Ryle side"--

Kim can speak of causes that belie.
(Davidson's are lawless by the by.)
Type or token the mind is there,
yet Nagel's right 'cause it seems nowhere--
So "Hey Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side"--
And "Hey Pat, make a talk on th Ryle side"--
And the Canton Searles go "Do, de-do, do, de-do-de-do, do. . ."

When it hurts it seems that I can ache,
Starring in a role with no mistake.
But Dennett said that I'm written out
with just a lip (and no me) to pout--
So "Please Dan, make a talk on the Ryle side"--
And "Oh Pat, make a talk on the Ryle side"--
And the Canton Searles go "Do, de-do, do, de-do-de-do, do. . ."

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