They say I make a grand mistake
about the state of t___er--
fool's water--
a twin-earth guy who drinks when dry,
and can't think I see water--
two-H-Oed water.

(chorus)
Keep a-thinking Burge, Putnam's got a cunning urge
he's concocted quite a merge
of gedanken with a surge
of t___er.
Oh Burge can't you see that externally
that water can't be made of X&Y&Z--
just t___er--
fool's-gold water?

And so I'm fooled
to think I'm schooled
in molecules of water--
your old water--
my XYZ presents to me
a thought that flees from water--
two-H-Oed water.

(chorus)

Externalists!
Cease and desist!
There is no mist called "t___er"--
fool's water--
your fantasy involving me
is completely non-starter--
fool's-gold water.

(chorus)

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