I named my pager
Isn't that cute?
You should too!

So what's your pagers name?
I'm waiting!

People give me a hard time 'cos I have a wooden a___
That's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
So just get over it ok!

I've got 3D-vision
And cable TV

I'm not a star baby
I'm a trip
Can you dig me?

I like coffee
I feel tired

I got a Dukes of Hazard tattoo
and it's not even on the frickin' TV anymore

My friend Doris says I should go to church more
So i told her to "go to hell...ok? Just go to hell"

I'm simple but i'm complicated
It was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies
We're rich now

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