Ten Foot Pole Seven Lyrics

father please take me back,
i don't fit in with these cruel earthlings,
i've done my time please take me home,
i was five, i was bad, you sent me here erased my memory,
babysitter washed my mouth with soap, i was ten,
had no friends, the teacher hit me with a paddle, the neighbors ate my little dog ralph,
father please take me back i don't fit in with these cruel earthlings i've done my time please take me home please fly your s___eship out and beam me up don't leave me down here i'll be so good from now,
i had a girl, she took her clothes off with my best friend, i didn't know till they told me on tv, i was mad,
my brother shot my favorite bird, everywhere i go they laugh at me