Tha Alkaholiks Aww Shit! Lyrics

Chorus: Tash

Now when you see me gettin drunk it's like "aww s___!"
When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww s___!"
When I'm pushin through the crowd it's like "aww s___!"
There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks

Verse One: Tash

Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em
And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't p___ounce em
Just to show ya how we house em from the Westside of thangs
(Killa Cali m_________ers) where the g_______ers hang
The L dot A dot Crenshaw Boulevard
Where I write rhymes so hard n____z swap my tradin cards
that'll make the special mist when I grab this gun and kill this
But still this, brother stays alive like Wyclef
I'm steppin through the house the rappers step to the left
Cause I fry em like a chef and then get on with my evening
So never twist it up that lyrically we even thievin
Cause I stop your breathin quick like (UHH) then revive ya
I swum with bigger fish than the deep sea diver
Cause CaTash the likwidater's here to blow it through the roof
Grab the money and the hoes then dissapear like poof

Chorus: Tash

Off that 151 it's like "aww s___!"
When a n____ pop his gun it's like "aww s___!"
When we up next to flow it's like "aww s___!"
That's my n____ J-Ro Tha Alkahol-iks

Verse Two: J-Ro, Tash

I've got senoritas, from Alameda to Receda
Me and Olde E, is like Tarzan and Cheetah
I wish Hen Rock came in a two liter
Swift could you turn up the big drum beater
But still I, got to pull my brew out the chiller
Tonight it's goin down like the house of Reggie Miller (J-Ro)
Everybody turn to your n____ on the right
Give him a pound and say Tha Liks is tight

And eat your heart out while we rock ya from the startout to the closing
with styles that leave you faded like the logo on our clothing
Cause it's a Alkie flow thing, as nasty as we wanna
That's ? Swift, I'm Tash the top gunner
The number one for funner two tonner with the talents
that the doctors have described as a chemical imbalance
of the (weed) and the (drank) on my memory bank
My distorted words recorded make your minds go blank

[?]
Yo, when you low on your cash it's like "aww s___!"
When you catch a girl with Tash it's like "aww s___!"
When you see Xzibit bust it's like "aww s___!"
When you gettin drunk with us it's like "aww s___!"
[J-Ro]
When the cops run your plates it's like "aww s___!"
My girl's period is late man "aww s___!"
[E-Swift]
When your baby momma call it's like "aww s___!"
Everytime we rock for y'all it's like "aww s___!"

Verse Three: J-Ro

Yo, here's a toast, to all the MC's who rock the most
And all the b-boys worldwide and Coast II Coast
Peace to Big Boy, peace to Trugoy
Master P, Kam, and Afrika Baby Bam
Jayo Felony, Money B, and Ol Dirty
Peace to all the rappers still rhymin over thirty
Oh s___, I'm to' back, I need to take a p___
Only When I'm Drunk I bust flows like this
My style'll make you earl on your girl (bleahh)
I probably got the three baddest hoes in the world
Defyin all, gravitational laws
Whassup with that there n____ put it in the air
Don't even break it out if you ain't gonna share
it's like that man, I spray Jokers like Batman
And I don't have to be Robin/robbin to live fat man

Chorus: Xzibit

New year's nineteen ninety nine it's "aww s___!"
When you gotta do county time it's "aww s___!"
If you didn't read before you signed "aww s___!"
If you ever try to f___ with mine "aww s___!"

When we bounce through your city it's "aww s___!"
When my face is lookin serious "aww s___!"
Two dimes but yours look hideous "aww s___!"
Yeah, and when we drop it on you idiots "aww s___!"

Yeah yeah, Mister X to the Z with the L-I-K's
It's the Likwid family, bringin it live, to you and yours
And we out