Frank Zappa Telephone Conversation Lyrics

...operator?
Phone for a minute, please...
Hello?
...yes sir...
Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six
...
Yes
Right
Is that vickie?
He's gonna b__p you off the a__
He's got a gun, you know
If he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won't get you here
Hello?
Vickie?
Yeah
What's happening?
Listen:
Your father has called me up this...
Now look, just don't panic but just tell me
I'm not panicking
Ok
I think my phone's captured too
Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright
Fine... your father called me up this afternoon
Just a second...