Bowling For Soup Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics

Woke up today in a van
traded my pillow for a Miller lite can
and in two more days i lose the guitar that i hocked.

Slurped down a beer ,then one more
twelve ounces later I was outside your door
and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock.

Then I fell,
skinned my knee,
broke my glasses,
got stung by a bee,
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
and to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu. Somebody get my mom
cause I think something's broken again
and I don't want to be just friends,
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
cause I don't want you to see me cry,
I just want my mom,
somebody get my mom,
I just want my mom,
get my mom.

Authorities came, I guess I was gone,
next thing you know I'm passed out on the lawn
and boy did I wake up fast with a rotwiller's toungue in my mouth.

I wrote you a note, but it got soaked
when I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat
and got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days.

M.O.M.M.Y.
she makes me cobbler cause I hate pie,
she coached baseball when we needed her,
we lost every game but to her came in first
and I'm so glad that she met my dad,
I wouldn't be here if she never had
LET'S GO!
I guess this is it, the end of the song,
just my luck nobody sang along
I guess I'll put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home.