Captain Dan (Spoken):
Avast! Ye mateys
Capt'n Dan on the tape deck 'ere
Swab the p___ deck, down the starboard bow
You wanna know why?
I'll tell you why
After you give me some rum
Here's why

chorus:
'Cause
I'm the captain of the 7 seas
the 7 seas
the 7 seas
I'm the captain of the 7 seas
I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority

I'm the captain of the 7 seas
the 7 seas
the 7 seas
I'm the meanest seadog that you'll ever see
I'll pluck the booty from your family tree

I swashbuckle all day
and I don't play
when it comes to pay
stay out of my way
I lost my hand
to a homeless man
when I plundered all the booty from his garbage can
scared of captain hook?
davey jones?
If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones
noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas

*chorus*

MC Treasure:
I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders

CaptainD:
Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers

Phil:
he may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty

CaptainD:
You're g______ right now avast ye me harties

MC Treasure:
He seems a little grimy and he smells like a b__

Phil:
but don't be mistaken he loves his rum

MC Treasure:
He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody

Phil:
If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry.

*chorus*

I'm gonna get crunk until I find my trunk
Buried in the sand where the x is the funk
I'm sailing this ship, as you can see
I'm going to plunder all your booty so listen to me
I sent my mateys to dig for treasure
Where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure
They dig up my booty without a hitch
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum b____

*chorus*

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