The 2 Live Crew If You Believe In Having Sex Lyrics

[ ] = the fellas
( ) = the ladies
= the crowd
< > = Luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having s__, say hell yeah!
If you believe in having s__, say hell, f___ yeah!
When I say S, you say E, when I say X, you say s__!
S! X! Let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this m____fucker? (Hell yeah!)
Do the fellas run this m____fucker? [Hell yeah!]
Do the ladies run this m____fucker? (Hell, f___ yeah!)
Do the fellas run this m____? (Hell, f___ yeah!)
All hoes! [Suck d___!] All n____s! (Eat p____!)
All hoes! [Drink d___!] All n____s! (Eat p____!)
Bulldaggers! (Suck p____!) All f__gots! [Suck d___!]
Bulldaggers! (Suck p____!) All f__gots! [Drink d___!]

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, I wanna know ALL the fellas out there
who gon' get some p____! Aaight? I want y'all to repeat after me.

Say "I'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]
Say "I'm gon' get some pus-sy!" [I'm gon' get some pus-sy!]

Now ladies, I want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got somethin' to say to

these n____s out here, all right, ladies? Y'all ready to do this, ladies?

Say "You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
"'Cause you ain't got no money!" ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)
Say "You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!" (You ain't gettin' no pus-sy!)
"'Cause you ain't got no money!" ('Cause you ain't got no mon-ey!)

Oh s___! Oh s___!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. But hold on,

fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:

"Take, your crabby, a__ home, BIIITCH!"
[Take, your crabby, a__ home, BIIITCH!]
Lemme hear ya say "Take, your crabby, a__ home, BIIITCH!"
[Take, your crabby, a__ home, BIIITCH!]
All the ladies say, "Eat, my p____! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!"
(Eat, my p____! Eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, "Eat, this p____! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!"
(Eat, this p____! Eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, I-I-I can't forget about my white-boy friends at the depot;
<f___in' 'ey, dudes, you wanna get yer c___ sucked?? Repeat after me!!>

<"Suck, my c___ and I'll eat yer p____e!!">
[Suck, my c___ and I'll eat yer p____e!!]
<You guys, say, "Suck, my c___ and I'll eat yer p____e!!">
[Suck, my c___ and I'll eat yer p____e!!]
Now I know why everybody like having s__, more than they
like doin' anything else in the whole world. Okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin' s__.

Is it less fillin'? [No, it tastes great!]
Is it less fillin'? [No, it tastes great!]

Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all fine-a__ ladies like about havin s__.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me? Y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.

Does it taste great? (No, it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (No, it's less fillin'!)

(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
*the beat stops here*
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]
(Less fillin'!) [Tastes great!]

*the group gradually stops
and we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*