The Teenagers Homecoming (SLUTTT 98% Done Remix) Lyrics

[male]
last week, i flew to san diego to see my auntie.
on day one, i met her hot step-daughter.
she's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan.
as she stepped out of her massive car,
i could only notice she was more than f___able.
i think she was coming back from the game or something,
'cause she was holding those silly pom-poms.

one day two, i f___ed her, and it was wild.
she's such a s___.

[chorus]
[male]
i f___ed my american c___
[female]
i love my english romance
[male]
it was dirty, a dream came true
just like i like it, she's got nice t__s
[female]
it was perfect, a dream came true
just like a song i've been wanting to

[female]
ok, listen girls:
i met the hottest guy ever.
basically, as i was stepping out of my suv,
i came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?
anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair
and the cutest british accent ever.
straight away, i could tell he was rocker
from his s__y attitutde and the way he looked at me.
mmmmmm, he is totally awesome.
oh my god,
i think i'm in love.

[male]
it was so nice to meet you

[female]
the pleasure was all mine
i do like you
come to cancun for spring break

[male]
i'll think about it
it could be great

[female]
and don't forget to send me a friend request

[male]
as if