Tech N9ne Monster Lyrics

(Tech n9ne Talking)
Yo Turn this s___ up a little bit Juan
So these m_________ers can feel what I'm saying
Yea, like that

(Monstah!) (Repeat 6 times)

[Tech N9ne]
When I was 5 years old
I relized there was a road
At the end, will I get
Pots of gold
Kidergarden teacher knew I was impossible
Gots to grow d___ quick
To c___ the hoe
Evil breed
We smoke weed without seeds
Do dirty deeds
Beat foul fiends
What the need
Walk around with a switch blade
In 6th grade
You'll get a blade
If you display you a b____
Or Mitch Bade
Have you ever
Sold a preacher
Crack on sunday
f___ed your teacher?
7th grader
Under bleachers
Loosing data
Smokin reefer
Hostla migo, hostla laygo
Santa Fe hoes
After I pop, I stop and lay low
d___ clown from kan town
Many man found
Theres a monster breeding
n____ stand down!

(Monstah x3)

[Chorus]
If you wanna act like me
(Monstah)
You gotta pop a gat like me
(Monstah)
Makin n____z skat like me
(Monstah)
Dumpin hella crack like me
(Monstah)
You can always act like me
(Monstah)
But you gotta be black like me
(Monstah)
Keep huddled to your gat tightly
(Monstah)
Cuzz he just might be
(Monstah!)

(Tech n9ne) Verse 2:
It must be in my blood
It must be in my soul
Im musty in the mud
Im dusty in my clothes
Dont trust me ima scrub
Dont f___ with me I'm cold
Im quick to hold a grude
Dont touch me, I might explode
Im made for wrong
I spent too many days alone
Blaze the bong
Too many survalance homes
And n____z s___tya
Hit me ya
b____ I'm aa into ya
a__, just pass
But leave the clamitiea

[Don Juan]
What kinda n____ take X
But never heard of safe s__
What kinda n____ never think of learnin
Make his momma suck d___ while he burnin

[Verse 3: Tech N9ne]
Who dat n____ drinkin liquar
While Slim Shady b__pin
Who shot dem n____z down
On land and 80 somethin, (TECH N9NE!)
Them drug dealers, who think they know where evil
lurks now
Whos that commiting s__ual acts on church ground?

(Chorus 2x)

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Momma never knew wassup
She never knew id turn beast
When I grew up
She never thought that id go nuts
I hang with n____z from the hood
Who still dont give a f___
Im a creature from the black platoon
Pass the shroom
Blast to the moon
WIth half the room
Still everyone knows
I been a bad boy
f___in little orian, forrest hill cemetary
The defintion of a bad boy
Use to hit n____z for runnin into us
Never had joy,And I Never ever really had toys
So I started playing with AK's
Making hella noise
Who killed fetuses
Who needed this GHB to get heated
Immediate
We get weeded then some concieded s___
Many more coming
Because, Because, Because
Its dark off in Kansas City
The Land of Oz

[Chorus 2x]

[Tech N9ne Talking]
Thats real
Thats just a piece
This is just a little piece of the story
Got much much more to tell y'all!

[Chorus]