Violent J Horribly Horrifying Lyrics

(Violent J)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
so that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be,

(Violent J, Scarecrow & Tin Man)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
so that J can get back to Detroit like he's supposed to be,

(Violent J)
So very scary, so dark, so Erie
For everybody near me, I'm weary
f___ a cemetery 'cuz they bury the dead
And very much I be alive, we seeing vines and hides
And all these trees that tower us
are outta date and strung out
They spread stripes on your cheeks
when we slap your tongue out
This be the bad side of town, that got us looking around
They put it down we see a mushroom buggy 3 to the ground
And oh my god it's getting darker
Call me Peter Parker, cuz' spiders just biting
I'm hearing noises they frightening,
and I just realized something
Holding on to crow's hoodie
I'm getting' paranoid fast
Burning all this mud grass
Something is watching us, creeping around
I hear his feet to the ground
It's gone be beating us down
And half eaten when found, it sound decent tomorrow

(Tin Man)
Why you acting like a little b____ right now?

(Scarecrow)
And how!

(Chorus)
Morbid Horrors, you can't ignore us
Horribly it's horrifying
Horror forest, something's before us
Horribly it's horrifying
Don't' be scared, Don't be scared,
Don't be scared, Don't be scared!
Morbid Horrors, May they be yours
Horribly it's horrifying

(Violent J)
What the f___, shh, I heard a branch snap, listen..
A twig break, a leaf crunch, somebody's p___ing

(Tin Man)
Man get the f___ outta here with that bullshit, bro

(Scarecrow)
Let's just stick to the road, and be quick to the dro

(Violent J)
I took a s___ in the woods and wiped my a__
with a purple mushroom
About an hour ago I a__ume
Maybe that's why I always feel
Like somebody's watching me
And I got no privacy

(The Lion)
Save it for your bedroom mirror, scream in fear
You was right, be scared, b____, the lion is here

(Violent J)
Once I heard that, I knew that's all it would take
I started screaming like a cheerleader about to get raped
A big a__ lion jumped out, like he was ready to fight
At least it's three against one,
but I'm the only one in sight
My two homies was gone, lost deep in the night
I pulled the blunt out looked at the lion, said,
"you gotta light?"

(The Lion)
Hear the roar of the king of the jungle
It's me, not Tarzan, so go, I'm the lion,
you stepping on my turf
And one of y'all dying tonight that's for sure,
"that's for sure?"
You think it's your lucky day, you think I'm hear to play,
You saw the do not enter sign you had to cross it anyway
Reconsider killing you; don't even make me laugh
You stumbled in my kingdom; the next breath's your last...

(Violent J)
Mister, mister death and destruction
May I ask you a question you got everything
Why you f___ing with something with nothing
We ain't even from around here we just passing through
You come crashing through; I'm only asking you...

(The Lion)
Truth is I'm bored, everybody scared of me,
I smelled yall over
Here puffing the lovely, and f___ that blunt, facts,
I'm just gonna ask
Do any yall m_________ers no where the hoes at?

(Violent J)
Maybe on the southwest side, I know a few
But straight up I know them hoes ain't trying' to f___ you

(The Lion)
How 'bout I swipe your head off?

(Violent J)
How about you relax
I'm only saying these hoes don't f___ half lions like that
But I know this one player, this pimp right here in town
He's got mad furry b____es
that be swinging they tails round
His name is the Wizard, fact that's were we headed

(The Lion)
Don't mind if I do tag along, f___ing get me some neden...

(Violent J)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
so that I can get back to Detroit like I'm supposed to be

(Everyone repeat till song ends)
These woods are looking scary everybody stay close to me
And we staying on track,
so that J can get back to Detroit like he's supposed to be