Dresden Dolls Mandy Goes to Med School Lyrics

I've been feelin'
Dull as a coathanger
Pretty as a picture
Of a patient on a fresh IV
Giddy as a g_______er
With a set of sauters
Where his magic johnson ought to be

Yes, I'll tell you just the thing
You need to be the next big thing
Let's start in with a test of your
Intelligence, and
Zest for the counterproductive
Up and down and round-a-bout
And out the back, and
Keep your mouth shut tight
The lights are staying out
But no sweat I've got
Aim like a mac truck
Guess how many fingers
Ok
Guess how many more I can fit there
Guess right get the toaster
But you know missguessing
Gets you nowhere

I've been bakin' cakes for the enemy
I've been dyin' to find out the hard way
I've been takin' friends to the alleyway
2 down now but who's counting anyway

Yes I can do everything you need
From out of my new SUV
All my work is guaranteed
To last the length of your recovery

Put away those pliers, honey
Trust me, cuz I know the options
How about a nine-month-long vacation
And a two-foot coffin

I've been gettin' up close and intimate
Some close calls, but oh, I'm getting into it
In some states, they say you can burn for it
But I'll burn that bridge when I get to it

It's not a bad thing
To get professional
It's got a nice ring
Mandy goes to med school

I've been takin' tips from the government
I've been gettin' d___ good at hiding it
50 bucks a month oughta cover it
2 down now, but who's gonna notice it

And if you show up and I am unavailable
My partner Brian would love to take care of you

He is a nice man
Funny, reliable
He's in a rock band
And he goes to med school