Mc Frontalot The OMG Skit Lyrics

"Oh my god..." (coughs)
"You alright?"
"Yeah..."
"Oh my god! Are you MC Frontalot?"
"Wait a minute, wait wait...aren't *you* MC Frontalot?"
"Wow...it's almost as if I have no friends to record with yet persist in creating a dialog hoping that stereo separation, uh, will mask my inadequacies."
"Yeah, almost, it's almost like that. Say, aren't you the rapper who was described by Spin magazine as the thinnest and most egalitarian of the Nerdcore crop?"
"No. No, Spin magazine has never mentioned me in any capacity. But, wait, aren't *you* the rapper voted most likely to succeed by the Los Alamos Shopper Weekly in their 2003 round-up issue?"
"Uh, I think actually that you have me confused with... another rapper, uh, or possibly the same rapper, but in an alternate universe. But, this reminds me, aren't *you*, in fact, the only rapper, *the only* rapper, who has ever traveled through time to defeat cannibal leprechauns using only your common sense and eight dollars worth of twine?"
"Hardly, because, as you surely know, Gift of Gab has done that very thing and wrote about it in his memoirs."
"I did know that actually."
"Well, I *knew* that you knew that."
"Well, of course you did, or do."
"Exactly."