Mel Brooks The Hitler Rap (To Be Or Not To Be) Lyrics

Heil myself ...

Well, hi there people you know me
I used to run a little joint called Germany.
I was number one in the people's choice
And everybody listened to my mighty voice.
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mike.
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich.
It all began down in Munich town
And pretty soon the word started gettin' around.
So I said to Martin Bormann - I said hey Marty,
Why don't we throw a little n___ party?
We had an election well kinda sorta
And before you knew it: Hello, new order.
To all those mothers in the fatherland
I said Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan.
"Whatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?"
I said "how about this one: World War Two?"

To be or not to be, oh baby can't you see
We're gonna take it to the top.
You're making history and it feels so good to me
Ooh darlin' please don't ever stop.
Don't be stupid; be a smarty, come on and join the n___ party - party.

Like humpty dumpty offa that wall
All the little countries they began to fall
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland.
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'
We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts.
And "Deutschland ueber alles" was making the charts
We had a new step called a goosestep we were marching to.
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo.
I was gettin' what I wanted but it wasn't enough.
So I called the boys, I said boys get though
Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Goebbels and Goering mister fats
And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style

To be or not to be, oh baby can't you see
We're gonna make it to the top.
You are our destiny. This thing was meant to be
Why don't we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain't black and shirt ain't brown?
Well get back Jack you can't get down.

Do it Adolf do it.

I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.
I was on a roll; I couldn't lose
Then came D-day; the birth of the blues.
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain
Those guys were the pits I was goin' insane.
People all around me started swallowing pills
Let's face it folks we was going downhill.
Berlin was crumbling we was under the gun
Time to look out for number one.
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Say the Russians are comin', lets get out of here.

To be or not to be, oh honey can't you see
We had to take it to the top.
You sure made history and it felt so good to me
Oh "Schatzi" please don't ever stop.
Auf Wiedersehn good to've seen ya
I got a one way ticket to Argentina.

To be or not to be, oh baby can't you see
We've got to take it to the top.
You're makin' history and it feels so good to me
Why don't we do it till we drop?