Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
Kyle: Shut up Carman!
Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that d___ club all because she's a big fat stupid b-

Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!

Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL

Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!

cartman: WEEELLLLLL

Kyle: I'm warning you!

Cartman: Ok ok

Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a b____ she's a big fat b____, she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____, she's a b____ to all the boys and girls

Kyle: SHUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH CARTMAN!

Cartman: On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!

Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ she's a stupid b____! Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____!

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair, she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____

(crowd:gasp)

Cartman: b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ she's stupid b____

Stan: Uhh Cartman

Cartman: Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinky b____!
Big old fat f**king b____!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

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