Well

Kyle's mom's a b____, she's a big fat b____
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world
She's a stupid b____, if there ever was a b____
She's a b____ to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a b____
On Tuesday she's a b____
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king kamehameha b____

refrain:
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom
She's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world
She's a mean old b____, she has stupid hair
She's a b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____, b____
b____, b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____
She's a stupid b____, Kyle's Mom's a b____
And she's such a dirty b____

Talk to kids around the world
It might go a little something like this

refrain

I really mean it
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking b____
Big old fat f___in' b____, Kyle's Mom
Yeah, Chaa

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