Stephen Lynch You Caught Me Spanking It Lyrics
            I came down to the breakfast table
            Felt like I could die
            Tried so hard, but wasn't able,
            To look you in the eye
            For I am feeling so much shame
            Yes I have brought disgrace
            Could tell I soiled my good name
            By the look upon your face...
        
            Well, it seems last night you caught me spanking it
            No use denying it, I was really cranking it
            Well, dry your eyes, don't be so sad.
            If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad
            Talk to me dad
        
            I didn't hear you enter, no I didn't hear the door
            With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor
            Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise
            Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes
        
            Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
            No use denying it, I was really cranking it
            Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad
            But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
            Talk to me dad
        
            The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish
            So I said "could you close the door, I really wanna finish."
            Now daddy, I'm ashamed and I completely understand
            If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand
        
            Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
            No use denying it, I was really cranking it
            Well dry your eyes, don't be so sad,
            Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
        
            When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty,
            So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing thirty
            But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack
            At the thing that hangs below your belt and b__ps into your sack
        
            Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it
            No use denying it, I was really cranking it
            Now dry your eyes, don't be so sad
            But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been...
            Just because it was your bed, it's not that...
            Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad
            talk to me dad
        
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