I am into s_____z, I am a road manager
D'ya know a s__y chick? I got a pass for her
Touring can be boring, but not for me
You got to entertain yourself, I got a special hobby:

I f___ with the support band, I remember when
We had a s___ty little group, called Freak Kitchen
I'm always in the mood for, let's say, any kind of dope
I asked the drummer if he wanted some, but he said nope

Well I couldn't believe what I just heard
The drummer of this group was this astonishing nerd
The singer and guitarist and the bass player as well
If I only had the guts I'd tell ém: go to hell!

Instead I turned around and asked a guy from the crew
To go and get a girl that we all can screw
You see, I am an a__hole and a real hypocrite
And my wife and kids don't know hippo-s___

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the s___ you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

An orgy a day keeps the Mrs. away
I'm a road manager in a giant ashtray
And when my conscience knocks on the door
I bury myself in horse as a cure
And a prostitute, then I shoot some more

I rather be a jerk, than being hip like you
I rather be a jerk, than do the s___ you do
I rather be a jerk, than snort 'til I turn blue
I rather be a jerk, I rather be a jerk

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